Ripped Pants

One of the worst things in life is when something is hilariously funny and you CAN'T laugh.  It's the worst.

Today: we had a guest professor and he was lecturing on something very serious. Sex Trafficking.

Then he walked over to the computer to switch slides and out of nowhere his pants ripped. RIPPED!

RIPPED!

I died.

pretend this hole is 10x bigger
 and in a more awkward place

I lost it.

I started laughing. My suitemate Tessa that sits next to me starts dying of laughter.

And the prof just kept right on lecturing. 

He finally said something and laughed it off, only about 15 minutes after the fact.

Call me a child, but I couldn't hold it in.

Then I tweeted about it.

SUE.ME.

Actually don't. I'm a poor college kid with no money. 

First Few Days

where do I begin? There has been so many memories already. Good, funny, embarrassing....

Friday: Moved in, met my roommate/suitemates. First meal in the caf, met some of my professors, worship at sunset and ice cream on the lawn.

Saturday: We listened to some student panels, and then we headed out to Convoy of Hope and we bagged rice! It actually was a ton of fun!!! Our team bagged enough rice for 60,000 meals for their hunger program. 

Saturday night we had a comedian and then coffee in the Joust. I'm trying to meet new people and get connected. baby steps.

Sunday: Chapel service for all incoming freshman and my fam! BBQ lunch and then came the sad part. goodbye :( yes I know my house is only an hour away, but still. My family prayed for me and then hugged me goodbye. I did okay until my dad hugged me. He teared up. I am his little girl! We are so close.

Sunday night we watched started watching Avengers, and then ended up going to Walmart and buying snacks. Yes that happened. 

Monday we had a ton of sessions for academic prep, EU student life etc etc etc. Last night, we went downtown and ate at this cute little bistro, shopped a little. Our night ended with watching a massive fight on the square that ended up with us calling the cops, an ambulance, cussing and some blood. Cray cray. 

Today, we had our first chapel, and now we have chill time until a dorm meeting and activities on the lawn. Yes I understand these types of posts are long and boring, but I'm trying to remember all the little details.


Here are some funnies:

Tessa (suitemate) "It's OK everybody's butthole stinks" In response to me telling her we needed Febreeze in the bathroom. Classy

"I have a VI" (va jay jay itch)

Me: "Tessa look I found this earring in your cupholder" Tessa: EWWW!! It's sticky!! *proceeds to chuck the earring out her window, while driving" hahaha


Every night has ended on the couch with Jenae, watching Pretty Little Liars! I'm hooked!!

I'm off to lunch!!

oxox,

Emily 

It's OK Thursday

It's OK to hate wearing pants

It's OK to stay in the car and finish a song even though I've already made it to my destination.

It's OK to be overly excited about my sponsor intro and giveaway! I'm almost at 200 follower!! 

It's OK to stay up till 2am laughing with friends in the Applebee's parking lot.

It's OK to be hatin on high gas prices

It's OK to really wish I lived in The South sometimes

It's OK to change my nail polish all the time

It's OK to be sad that two of my best guy friends are heading oversees for 3 weeks :(

It's OK to have a good, hard, cry.

It's OK to wish that stomach fat would magically move it's way up into my itty bitty AA's.

It's OK to love tailgating with friends at midnight

It's OK to blast music on bad days and sing at the top of my lungs

It's OK to already be sick of seeing and hearing election adds

It's OK to hate being white

Happy Thursday

oxox,

Emily

About me: 10 things.

Today, I'm linking up with Lena! 10 thing I love about...myself.


This freaked me out a little bit, because usually we never talk about ourselves or what we are good at. At least I don't. 


This list, well it took me a little while to come up with, but I'm kind of loving it.


In no particular order, of course.


1-I'm strong. I know what I want and I refuse to settle.
2-I'm photogenic. I can make obnoxious and ridiculous faces.
3-I'm a really good secret keeper. 
4-I love how tall I am. I used to hate it, but now I LOVE being 5'8 (and 3/4ths but I'm not counting)
5-I'm a dreamer. 
6-I love listening to people, especially their stories and experiences.
7-I'm a daddy's girl. I adore my dad and I'm so thankful for him.
8-I love laughing. I have a really loud laugh and I sometimes snort but it's me. 
9-I tan really easily. It takes me a a day or two in the sun, but I get a nice tan and it stays the entire summer.
10-I'm entirely random and love being sporadic and fun, especially late at night! 

oxox,


Emily

Friday: YOLO

Is it ok that I'm laughing really hard at this? 


Well, I am!

Happy Friday

oxox,

Emily 

Tweetable Tuesday

      I'm obsessed with Twitter. End of story. Follow me "emilytheduncan"


      This week I thought I'd share some of my favorite tweets from people I follow. Some are serious, some funny, and some downright obnoxious. 


     My current favorites come from all the Willy Wonka accounts. seriously hilarious!!

What are your funny tweets you've read this week?!

Happy Tuesday Lovelies!

Emily 

It's OK Thursdays

There are alot of things that I'm ok with this week:

* that i'm turning 18 tomorrow

* that i'm having one last day of childhood today and being a total goof

* that i haven't gone to bed before 1am this entire week

* that i drove around town with a friend, jamming to music just for fun

* that i still have presents to wrap and gifts to buy and Christmas is in 3 days

* that my room is a total mess because of wrapping, parties, and family time

* that i only have one semester of high school left

* that i spent alot of money on a pair of Miss Me's on Sunday. I LOVE them :)

Happy Thursday!

Love,

E

Wordless Wednesday- Thanksgiving with Cousins

awkward prom pictures

love Cousin Jon!

The Day I Finally Colored My Hair

Yes I did. I colored my hair. Actually I didn't. Addie did. I love it. I really do. I went over to Addie's house on Thursday. Starbucks, laughing, hair coloring, and just "flat out good girl time", as she put it. I LOVE her :)

I used Revlon #20 Black Brown.

Heavier on the Black than the Brown.

"Before"

I asked Addie if I went home like this...

clearly I had never colored my hair before!

Stupid Pre-Shower Pose!

Scarrrrry BEFORE:

Blurry After:

After Take 1:

After Take 2:

I LOVE IT!!

Thank-you Addie!! :)

It's Perfect!

10 Truths for Thursday, since Tuesday I forgot to post

- I love the leaves right now. They are changing into a gorgeous red/orange color; truly beautiful. I can't wait to make a big giant leaf pile to jump in! traditions...:)

2- I'm a daddy's girl, through and through. I love him :)

3-I dislike winter. End of Story. I'd pick a hot day over a cold day, any day. Spring/Summer are my favorite seasons.

4- I love meeting new people. Preferably in small groups. I'm not one to stand up in front of an entire group of people and talk. which bring me to my next truth...

5- I have a M-A-J-O-R- fear of public speaking. I'm talking knees shaking, (entire body shaking), nervous, knots, it's bad. I'd rather eat something disgusting or swim across the English Channel in January. Seriously.

6- I don't like taking notes. End of story.

7- I really would love a pair of Cheetah Sperrys! Christmas? Birthday? LOVE

8- I got rid of all of my bad music. ALL of it! It has been very hard to do, but something Addie challenged me to do, and I knew I needed to do it.

9- I've only been praying or listening to Christian music when I drive. This is also very hard to do. This girl LOVES her music.

10- I'm giddy about girls night tonight. Really I am. I'm going to Addie's house. Starbucks, girl time, mmm can't wait!

Sunday Randoms

~Monday night, Aaron brought down a group of kids from Evangel. We had a blast! too fun! games, stories, youtube videos, laughing, and a big dinner!

~This week, the weather has been miserable! Upper 30's was the high on Tuesday/Wednesday. We finally got some pretty weather the past 3 days! 70's and sunny. More like how fall should be :)

~We had a Cold Stone crew meeting yesterday morning. I made $10 for answering Cold Stone trivia questions :) score!!

~I lost my wallet Friday night. Loooong story short, I found it Saturday afternoon, after I had canceled my cards, and check Target, Starbucks, and the parking lots for it. I will be writing about that tomorrow! Cool Story.

~I've had 3 Starbucks coffee's this week. Good therapy right? :)

~I worked at the Ziplines yesterday night. About 8pm, I got to ride with a tour for the last 5 lines. It was dark, windy, and a BLAST!!! Seriously love the people I work with. It would be safe to say they are like big brothers!

~I've sold over $100 worth of stuff on Ebay this week! I'm cleaning out my closest and making money! Win Win!!

~Because I sold so much, I treated myself to a little shopping spree yesterday :)

~Today, I'm working on cleaning and washing my car! Much needed!

I'm off to enjoy this beautiful weather with my family!

Happy Sunday!

Love,

Almost to the Weekend!

We are almost to the weekend! Woo-hooo!!!

On a sad note, Steve Jobs, founder of Apple INC, passed away yesterday :( Such an incredible man!

On happier thought,

This weekend will be very busy for our family. Evangel is having their homecoming festivities the next 4 days! EU's got Talent tomorrow, silent auction, football game on Saturday and the Homecoming King/Queen crowning too! and my very handsome brother happens to be one of the five guys chosen to be on the court! too fun!!!

Also today is my friend Caitlyn's Birthday! She is one of my closest friends. I brought her a special order Starbucks Frappe and L-O-T-S of chocolate :) Symphony Bars are boss! and so is gut laughing! :)

Summer 2011 TARGET!

HappyThursday!

Love,

E